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  • Ozark School Board member explains her position as the “odd man out”

    Ozark School Board member explains her position as the “odd man out”
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    OZARK, MO — Christina Tonsing, one of the seven Ozark School Board members got a scolding by the other six. They pulled her aside after a meeting and said she wasn’t, well, playing nicely in their playground. For a back story, click here. Her response, sent to each board member recently: Dear fellow board members,I… Read more

  • Ozark School Board now run like a gang?

    Ozark School Board now run like a gang?
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    OZARK, MO — Is it possible the Ozark R-6 Board of Education is operating like a street gang? Now, don’t get the idea that the board members are wearing gang colors and bandanas on their heads. They aren’t decked in matching jackets or neck tats (least, not that I can tell!) From the way the… Read more

  • My pending court case (now for the record)

    My pending court case (now for the record)
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    THE ACCUSED By Johnny Rooster Former Sparta Mayor Jenni Davis filled out a complaint against me in May. Click here for a previous article. The City Prosecutor, J. Randal Howell, II, filed four counts of harassment against me in a case heard by Judge Doug Bacon in September, after being moved from its original July… Read more

  • “Doodoo” Process in the Ozark School District!

    “Doodoo” Process in the Ozark School District!
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    PATRON brings up proposal (CCT Photo) SCHOOL BOARD member shuts down proposal (CCT Photo) Doodoo Process in the Ozark School District, a screenplay (BASED ON A TRUE STORY) OPENING CAMERA ANGLE SHOWS The Exterior of the Ozark R-VI School District World Headquarters. Cut to interior shot of a long, narrow table, much longer than usual… Read more

  • Senior Tax Freeze Now Approved!

    Senior Tax Freeze Now Approved!
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    From left, Eastern District Commissioner Bradley Jackson, Presiding Commissioner Lynn Morris, Western District Commissioner Hosea Bilyeu. CCT Photo by Johnny Rooster OZARK, MO— The Christian County Commission voted 2-1 in favor of a real estate tax freeze for seniors Tuesday, Dec. 12 during their regular meeting on the second floor of the county courthouse. Western… Read more

  • Santa vs. The Turkey

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    The neighborhood was quiet. Middle of the day. Everyone at work. ‘Cept for the dogs. They waited to bark at delivery people from behind closed doors. Only the hum of the inflatables. You know the inflatables. Anyone who’s ever been to Target, Walmart, Costco, or Sam’s Club sees them looming in Christmas (or Halloween) display… Read more

  • A Tale of Two Santas

    A Tale of Two Santas
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    In the quiet little town, a celebration was in the works. On a warm, sunny November day, the little town kicked off its first Christmas market in its recently acquired event center. The old building and the little town were full of hope for a new Christmas season. The mayor got in on it, bringing… Read more

  • Why senior tax freeze is even necessary now

    Why senior tax freeze is even necessary now
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    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — Senate Bill 190 was passed on to Missouri counties to implement as they see fit. It’s intended to give senior citizens a tax freeze on the home they live in. Here’s why the senior tax freeze is even necessary now. Click here for more. First of all, a tax freeze doesn’t… Read more

  • Issue that is now dividing Christian County!

    Issue that is now dividing Christian County!
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    LEFT TO RIGHT, Eastern Commissioner Bradley Jackson, Western Commissioner Hosea Bilyeu, Presiding Commissioner Lynn Morris, and County Assessor Danny Gray discuss Senate Bill 190 which would allow a tax break for senior citizens. (CCT Photo/Johnny Rooster) OZARK, MO — “We have an issue, that no matter how we vote, that is gonna divide this county… Read more

  • Senior Tax Freeze Heats Up County Now!

    Senior Tax Freeze Heats Up County Now!
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    OZARK, MO — Senate Bill 190 is supposed to help senior citizens (aka people over a certain age) freeze real estate taxes on current home and land values. It’s a bill that says, “Hey, older homeowner, I see you ain’t gonna be workin’ no more. How ’bout them annual real estate taxes yer payin’ stay… Read more

  • Journalist now harassed by City of Sparta!

    Journalist now harassed by City of Sparta!
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    SPARTA, MO — A Christian County journalist now harassed by the City of Sparta is speaking out. Former Mayor Jenni Davis filed a complaint May 22 with Sparta Police, claiming that John Cockroft, (aka “Johnny Rooster”) the publisher of the Christian County Trumpet, harassed her 4 times. Judge Doug Bacon set a trial date for… Read more

  • Crowded Library Board meeting alive with controversy now

    Crowded Library Board meeting alive with controversy now
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    NIXA, MO — Standing room only. Running out of all available seats. That’s become the new norm at Christian County Library Board of Trustees monthly meetings since a nine-month controversy over sexually explicit books sparked the July election of two conservatives to the 5-person board. For a background on the controversy, click here and here.… Read more

  • OSST wants Ozark R-VI to leave MSBA now, become independent

    OSST wants Ozark R-VI to leave MSBA now, become independent
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    David Cort addresses the audience Thursday at the Ozark Library. OZARK, MO— Ozark Schools Support Team (OSST), an independent concerned citizens group, wants Ozark R-VI to leave MSBA so citizens can have greater input in the district. Speaking to more than 20 citizens gathered Thursday evening at the Ozark Library were David Cort, Wade Wheeler,… Read more

  • Ozark School Board censures one of their own!

    Ozark School Board censures one of their own!
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    GUEST COLUMN The Ozark School Board just issued a public censure to one of their own.  Wow!  For an organization that swears they must always march in lockstep, never displaying the slightest hint of anything less than complete solidarity, this was a startling move.  What terrible misconduct could have justified this?  The current board president’s… Read more

  • Perversion of Justice Part 2: Screen shots now don’t lie!

    Perversion of Justice Part 2: Screen shots now don’t lie!
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    Part 2 of a perversion of justice involving Sparta police. Read more

  • Perversion of justice now strikes in Sparta!

    Perversion of justice now strikes in Sparta!
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    SPARTA, MO — A perversion of justice strikes as the former mayor of Sparta weaponized the police force against Christian County Trumpet Publisher Johnny Rooster allegedly because of an article posted she claims cost her the election in April. Curious about the article the former mayor is up in arms about? Read it here!!! Additionally,… Read more

  • How do Good Men Turn Evil?

    How do Good Men Turn Evil?
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    GUEST COLUMN Becoming Evil How do good men turn evil?  Or how do they become comfortable committing evil acts?  Don’t they recognize those acts are evil?  Don’t they recognize that they become what they do? Countless historical anecdotes, including those documented in such books as James Waller’s “Becoming Evil: How Ordinary People Commit Genocide and… Read more

  • Sparta’s ‘weird’ city meetings now likely to change to ‘normal’

    Sparta’s ‘weird’ city meetings now likely to change to ‘normal’
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    SPARTA, MO — You normally expect to hear and see elected officials in public meetings. But Sparta, MO has had a series of meetings, sources say, that reflect a weird custom of city aldermen and the mayor hiding behind a high table and mumbling among themselves conducting public business. “You can’t see them above their… Read more

  • This guy is the real deal!

    This guy is the real deal!
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    OZARK, MO — Anthony Petrosino is the real deal. He doesn’t mess around with political jargon. He says what’s in his heart. “I like that Tony guy,” a friend of mine told me after listening to Anthony speak at a citizens group in Ozark recently. “He didn’t come in all scripted and makes me feel… Read more

  • New jail, new judge on horizon for county

    New jail, new judge on horizon for county
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    SPARTA, MO — At a county advisory and planning meeting Saturday, March 25, at the Sparta Library, Christian County Presiding Commissioner Lynn Morris told the audience the county has invested in 40 acres west of B & B theater for a new jail. And, eventually, an additional judge will be needed. “Our county continues to… Read more