Comedy , News , Opinion , politics , Satire Why mental health agencies now twist our kids to transition by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 8, 2024May 6, 2024 Claim: Mental health agencies are getting money to now twist our kids to transition. (Encourage, […]
Comedy , Education , News , Opinion , Politics , Satire Election Day was now yesterday? by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 3, 2024May 6, 2024 CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — Yesterday, Tuesday, was April 2. It was cool, cloudy, and a […]
Comedy , Opinion , Satire The eclipse now comes to blind us! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 2, 2024May 6, 2024 CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — The solar eclipse is scheduled for April 8, 2024, weather permitting. […]
Comedy , Politics , Satire White House ice cream scandal now explained! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 1, 2024May 6, 2024 OLDFIELD, MO — BREAKING NEWS: The White House ice cream scandal is finally explained to […]
Comedy , Education , Opinion , Opinion , Politics “Doodoo” Process in the Ozark School District! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: December 19, 2023May 6, 2024 PATRON brings up proposal (CCT Photo) SCHOOL BOARD member shuts down proposal (CCT Photo) Doodoo […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , Opinion , Politics Santa vs. The Turkey by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: November 21, 2023December 22, 2023 The neighborhood was quiet. Middle of the day. Everyone at work. ‘Cept for the dogs. […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , Opinion , Politics , Satire A Tale of Two Santas by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: November 19, 2023December 22, 2023 In the quiet little town, a celebration was in the works. On a warm, sunny […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , politics , Satire Bring Your Popcorn to Courtroom Drama Now! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: July 18, 2023July 31, 2023 OzARK, MO — Not sure if popcorn will be allowed, but if you’re up for […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , Politics , Satire Perversion of Justice Part 2: Screen shots now don’t lie! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: July 1, 2023July 31, 2023 Part 2 of a perversion of justice involving Sparta police.
Business , Comedy , News Guess what this guy does for a living? by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 26, 2023June 27, 2023 A. Truck Driver B. Barstool Maker C. Dog Poop Shoveler D. Bowling Pro VILLAGE INN, […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , politics , Satire New Sparta mayor, aldermen sworn in in front of The Great Wall by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 12, 2023April 15, 2023 SPARTA,MO— Misty Holt was sworn in as new mayor of Sparta last night. About 35 […]
Comedy , Satire And now, farewell, my friends! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: April 1, 2023April 4, 2023 OLDFIELD, MO — You’ve heard the saying, “all good things must come to an end.” […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , Politics , Satire CCT exclusive risky interview with Sparta Mayor!! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: March 28, 2023December 22, 2023 SPARTA, MO — Sparta isn’t just an ancient Greek historical site. No way, man! It’s […]
Comedy , News , Opinion , Travel Part 3: Missouri hick goes alone to Mardi Gras New Orleans! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: March 2, 2023June 27, 2023 Rural Missouri hick gets a taste of New Orleans Mardi Gras all by his lonesome!
Comedy , News Legendary Sparta barber now offers wax job! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: January 20, 2023January 23, 2023 Painful truth “Wax job” isn’t on most men’s lists. However, most men start losing the […]
Comedy , education , News , Opinion , Politics , Satire Lawyer on school board now poo-poos “nonsense” of the CCT by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: January 12, 2023January 13, 2023 OZARK, MO — Jeff Laney, lawyer and member of the Ozark R-VI school board, reacted […]
Comedy , Satire Saga of a struggling new rock band by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: January 11, 2023January 23, 2023 A new sound. A new band. Albeit, a struggling new rock band. Following is their […]
Comedy , Education , News , Opinion Cry foul: Ozark school teacher pay is now withheld! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: January 5, 2023January 10, 2023 OZARK, MO — A former Ozark instructor’s final teacher pay is being withheld. Major Danny […]
Comedy , Education , Opinion , Satire How do Ozark Schools run their legal game? by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: November 1, 2022November 2, 2022 Celynda L. Brasher, the face behind the Ozark School District’s legal defense to protect bullies in suits and ties against the teachers who work tirelessly for your kids!
Comedy , Education , News Nixa upholds its ‘dirty books’ ban! by: Christian County TrumpetPosted on: October 21, 2022October 25, 2022