Category: Satire
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Why do I write so hateful about certain people?
Opinions are like butts. Some folks have bigger ones than others! Read more
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How Dr. Bauman can save his own …
OZARK, MO — Anything’s possible. I mean, even the Superintendent of the Ozark R-VI School District has the capacity to do it. Do what, you ask? Save his ass! Why Does Chris Bauman Need to Save His… you know… Here’s why he needs to, first of all. He’s run out of political ammunition. Credible, reliable… Read more
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Eerie silence in the courthouse: County officials mysteriously missing!
OZARK, MO — The old courthouse is spooky enough on its own. Built in the days of black and white photos, the three-story brick structure stands in the center of the square in Ozark, the county seat of Christian County, Missouri. Making things spookier at Halloween time, two county officials have mysteriously disappeared since the… Read more
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Embarrassing questions to pose for Ozark School Superintendent Dr. Chris Bauman
OZARK, MO — In the world of make believe, one could imagine a salty Chrisitan County Trumpet reporter thrusting his microphone in the face of a harried Ozark School Superintendent Dr. Chris Bauman, as Bauman scurries out a side door of a Town Hall meeting. CCT: Dr. Bauman, why is it you never directly answered… Read more
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Part 4: Corrupt school Tom Swift Story Conclusion
OZARK, MO — Tom Swift is a current teacher at Ozark Middle School. He is being bullied and mistreated by the Ozark R-VI administration under Dr. Chris Bauman (aka Dr. Napoleon). A meeting April 18, 2019 established that administrators were in cahoots and would definitely not listen to safety concerns about mold and wood dust.… Read more