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  • Truth now told: Banned from James River Church (Pt. 3)

    Truth now told: Banned from James River Church (Pt. 3)
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    The truth is now being told about how I was banned from James River Church. My story is from 1997 until 2011. It has nothing to do with the recent James River Church controversy where Pastor Mark Driscoll was removed from the stage by JRC Pastor John Lindell for speaking out at the Stronger Men’s… Read more

  • Truth now Told: Banned from James River Church Pt. 2

    Truth now Told: Banned from James River Church Pt. 2
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    CHAPTER 2 I was active in ministry at James River Church in Ozark/Springfield from 1997 until 2011. Following is part two of my story. Click here for part one. I was a camera operator on the stage during the worship services. James River had a new building as of 2000 and grew rapidly. They had… Read more

  • Truth Now Told: I was banned from James River Church!

    Truth Now Told: I was banned from James River Church!
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    CHAPTER ONE OZARK, MO — The following is a true story of how I was banned from James River Church. This is not a story I wish to tell, but recent, growing controversy surrounding a men’s conference last weekend surfaced and I decided now was the time to share my story. Click here for a… Read more

  • New scary truth about going to church!

    New scary truth about going to church!
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    There is a new scary truth about going to church. Attendance overall is declining nationwide. As recently as the 1980s, 70 percent of Americans claimed a church affiliation. Nowadays, it’s a dismal 33 percent. Click here for an article about that. New scary truth about NOT going to church! With the trend of sleeping in,… Read more

  • You won’t believe what officials’ new favorite food is now!

    You won’t believe what officials’ new favorite food is now!
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    MISSOURI, USA — Elected officials are drooling: You won’t believe what officials’ new favorite food is now! Pot pie. Not the chicken, the plant. Marijuana. Pot. Weed. Dope. Skunk. Yeah, that stuff. They want a big slice of pot pie. And a bigger one. It’s bad enough we have a voter base duped into passing… Read more

  • Ozark now boosts an ugly culture of greed

    Ozark now boosts an ugly culture of greed
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    OZARK, MO — A simple, two-story white farmhouse with a green roof is now flanked by a new apartment complex as Ozark now boosts an ugly culture of greed. The apartments distort the countryside in a glaring mismatch of rural vs. urban as motorists pass warily along U.S. Highway 65 between Highway 14 to the… Read more

  • SPS is now covering up teacher student sex scandal?

    SPS is now covering up teacher student sex scandal?
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — Springfield Public Schools are allegedly covering up a teacher-student sex scandal. According to a listener on a local news talk radio station, his son, who recently graduated from SPS, knows details about a sex ring involving a Kickapoo and 4 Glendale High School teachers renting an apartment on Ingram Mill Road for… Read more

  • Why mental health agencies now twist our kids to transition

    Why mental health agencies now twist our kids to transition
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    Claim: Mental health agencies are getting money to now twist our kids to transition. (Encourage, promote and validate feelings of gender dysphoria among minors.) I deliver food on the Doordash app. Every time I drop off to a mental health agency featuring minors as their clients, they are splashed with pro transgender propaganda and rainbows.… Read more

  • Truth: Why Representative Gragg is now Notorious

    Truth: Why Representative Gragg is now Notorious
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    OZARK, MO —Jamie Ray Gragg is now notorious. He’s gotten death threats from around the world. Not sure if he needs bodyguards yet, or maybe some sinister looking K9s baring fangs. I’d recommend the big, bald black guy and the big, bald white guy, flanking him, in black jackets and ties, sunglasses, maybe chewing gum,… Read more

  • Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known!

    Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known!
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    OZARK, MO — Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known. Ironically, the truth arose because I wrote a presumptive, less than accurate article about him. Click here for that one. In that article, I suggest Ozark Mayor Don Currence, who is on staff at First Baptist Ozark, is tempted to play favorites on… Read more

  • School bus incident now like a scene from Dirty Harry

    School bus incident now like a scene from Dirty Harry
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — Like a terrifying scene from the 1971 movie “Dirty Harry” (pictured above) this week, a sex offender who failed to register forced his way onto a school bus of Pershing Elementary and Middle School students. Kids escaped out the back door for their safety as neighbors watched. The offender, William Moore, 25,… Read more

  • Integrity of the Ozark Mayor is now being tested!

    Integrity of the Ozark Mayor is now being tested!
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    OZARK, MO — The integrity of the Ozark Mayor is now being tested. Will Mayor Don Currence let politics get in the way, or will he be true to voters? We’ll soon find out! You see, a resignation on the Ozark Board of Aldermen left an opening in Ward 3. (Each Ward has 2 aldermen).… Read more

  • Election Day was now yesterday?

    Election Day was now yesterday?
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    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — Yesterday, Tuesday, was April 2. It was cool, cloudy, and a bit rainy at times. Not a friendly day. Oh, and it was election day. Oops. Most voters didn’t vote on election day. They forgot, or didn’t remember, which is somewhat similar. Ozark School Bored (I mean, Board!) Those who voted,… Read more

  • The eclipse now comes to blind us!

    The eclipse now comes to blind us!
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    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — The solar eclipse is scheduled for April 8, 2024, weather permitting. No rain date has been set, so check your calendars! Depending upon the location of your body relative to the location of the sun, you may or may not notice it getting darker midday April 8. If you do, don’t… Read more

  • White House ice cream scandal now explained!

    White House ice cream scandal now explained!
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    OLDFIELD, MO — BREAKING NEWS: The White House ice cream scandal is finally explained to me, Johnny Rooster, the publisher of the Christian County Trumpet! After weeks of attempting to contact the aging Chief Executive, to no avail, regarding his misuse of federal tax dollars for a new ice cream parlor added to the White… Read more

  • Ozark School Board member explains her position as the “odd man out”

    Ozark School Board member explains her position as the “odd man out”
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    OZARK, MO — Christina Tonsing, one of the seven Ozark School Board members got a scolding by the other six. They pulled her aside after a meeting and said she wasn’t, well, playing nicely in their playground. For a back story, click here. Her response, sent to each board member recently: Dear fellow board members,I… Read more

  • Ozark School Board now run like a gang?

    Ozark School Board now run like a gang?
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    OZARK, MO — Is it possible the Ozark R-6 Board of Education is operating like a street gang? Now, don’t get the idea that the board members are wearing gang colors and bandanas on their heads. They aren’t decked in matching jackets or neck tats (least, not that I can tell!) From the way the… Read more

  • My pending court case (now for the record)

    My pending court case (now for the record)
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    THE ACCUSED By Johnny Rooster Former Sparta Mayor Jenni Davis filled out a complaint against me in May. Click here for a previous article. The City Prosecutor, J. Randal Howell, II, filed four counts of harassment against me in a case heard by Judge Doug Bacon in September, after being moved from its original July… Read more

  • “Doodoo” Process in the Ozark School District!

    “Doodoo” Process in the Ozark School District!
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    PATRON brings up proposal (CCT Photo) SCHOOL BOARD member shuts down proposal (CCT Photo) Doodoo Process in the Ozark School District, a screenplay (BASED ON A TRUE STORY) OPENING CAMERA ANGLE SHOWS The Exterior of the Ozark R-VI School District World Headquarters. Cut to interior shot of a long, narrow table, much longer than usual… Read more

  • Peek Behind the Curtain: Ozark School’s New Superintendent

    Peek Behind the Curtain: Ozark School’s New Superintendent
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    OZARK, MO — The Ozark School District has a “new” superintendent. Erm, she’s actually been right there for quite a while. Click here to read the other media stuff they all want you to read. Check this song out for further reference. “The Who” sang “here comes the new boss…just like the old boss.” The… Read more