Tag: satire
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Why do I write so hateful about certain people?
Opinions are like butts. Some folks have bigger ones than others! Read more
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Embarrassing questions to pose for Ozark School Superintendent Dr. Chris Bauman
OZARK, MO — In the world of make believe, one could imagine a salty Chrisitan County Trumpet reporter thrusting his microphone in the face of a harried Ozark School Superintendent Dr. Chris Bauman, as Bauman scurries out a side door of a Town Hall meeting. CCT: Dr. Bauman, why is it you never directly answered… Read more
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Wood Dust Air Quality Test Cartoon
Dr Chesick tests the wood dust air quality in Mr. Swift’s industrial arts class at Ozark Middle School. (Cartoon by Christian County Trumpet) Read more
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Beach Bauman
He’s got em fussin’ and a fightin’ Runnin’ and a hidin’ That’s his plan! Read more
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Ozark School Board President Opens Up to Christian County Trumpet
OZARK, MO— The Christian County Trumpet was honored to have an exclusive interview with the Ozark School Board President this morning. A LOOSE PARAPHRASE, NOT AN EXACT REPLAY: CCT: Thanks for taking our call, Madame Board President! (Awkward attempt at small talk and flattery) President: You may call me Sarah. CCT: Thank you, Madame Board… Read more