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  • You won’t believe what Ozark School is doing to a former teacher!

    You won’t believe what Ozark School is doing to a former teacher!
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    OZARK, MO — I was recently blocked from emailing anyone in the school district.  I can’t email my daughters’ teachers.  I can’t email their coaches and activity sponsors.  I can’t email their principals, assistant principals, or counselors.  I can’t email district administrators and staff.  I can’t even email school board members. I wasn’t informed I… Read more

  • Guess what this guy does for a living?

    Guess what this guy does for a living?
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    A. Truck Driver B. Barstool Maker C. Dog Poop Shoveler D. Bowling Pro VILLAGE INN, OZARK, MO— Mrs. Rooster and I come breezing in at the top of the hill on a sunny Saturday afternoon. Kathy and David (pronounced Dah-VEED) greet us like returning heroes. (At Village Inn, everyone is treated like royalty!) “Two today?”… Read more

  • A heartbreaking true story!

    A heartbreaking true story!
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    My in-laws live in Pennsylvania. On their 60th wedding anniversary, my father-in-law, 81, was lifting my mother-in-law, 82, from her bed to take her to the bathroom. He is the sole caregiver. She has dementia and other physical complications that keep her mostly bedridden. As he lifted her, he lost his balance and crashed into… Read more

  • BREAKING NEWS FROM OZARK

    BREAKING NEWS FROM OZARK
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    Ozark School Superintendent Announces Sudden Early Retirement (THE FOLLOWING IS TAKEN FROM www.OzarkTigers.org) OZARK, MO — After serving as Ozark superintendent for the past five years, Dr. Chris Bauman announced his sudden early retirement at the end of the 2022-23 school year. The Board of Education accepted his retirement during the April 13 board meeting,… Read more

  • You won’t believe what happened to this kid now!

    You won’t believe what happened to this kid now!
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    OZARK, MO — “I never cooked at home,” says 21-year-old Michael Ploof. “I’d never eaten here (at Village Inn). “ Flashing a “get away with anything” smile, Michael describes how he went from zero to 60 in the Village Inn kitchen in a matter of months. “Michael’s one of our main cooks now,” says David… Read more

  • This guy is the real deal!

    This guy is the real deal!
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    OZARK, MO — Anthony Petrosino is the real deal. He doesn’t mess around with political jargon. He says what’s in his heart. “I like that Tony guy,” a friend of mine told me after listening to Anthony speak at a citizens group in Ozark recently. “He didn’t come in all scripted and makes me feel… Read more

  • Sinister movie plot playing out in Ozark

    Sinister movie plot  playing out in Ozark
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    OZARK, MO — I’ve never been frightened by “scary” movies. I’ll admit, I’m too distracted by desperate and obvious tricks to make the audience “jump.” But that aside, scary, sinister movies and books with a dark plot are as popular as Barbie dolls were among preteen girls in the ’70s. True stories are the scary… Read more

  • Sexually explicit books head list of county concerns

    Sexually explicit books head list of county concerns
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    OZARK, MO — A public outcry against sexually explicit library books erupted from a standing room only crowd at the Christian County Resource Management building at 1106 W. Jackson Street Saturday. The purpose of the meeting was to establish topics of interest to voters and find think groups to come up with solutions. The meeting… Read more

  • Ozark school board candidate now publicly lying about fellow candidates!

    Ozark school board candidate now publicly lying about fellow candidates!
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    OZARK, MO — Ozark school board candidate Joey L. Mills is now publicly lying about two fellow candidates. The following is taken from his Facebook page: Elect Joey Mills for Ozark School Board Of the six school board candidates, Ralph, Amber, Guy, and I have been actively supporting, volunteering, advocating, and working for the school… Read more

  • Truth behind SaveOzarkSchools.org

    Truth behind SaveOzarkSchools.org
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    Read the story of the couple in Ozark at Sands Cafe at the end of this article! OZARK, MO — Maybe you saw a scrolling digital billboard on U.S. Highway 65 recently. The sign that cautions viewers about the tyranny in Ozark schools. The truth behind SaveOzarkSchools.org is here! So now, you are reading this… Read more

  • Here’s your chance to make a difference now

    Here’s your chance to make a difference now
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    OZARK, MO — Do you know a kid? Think about the kids you know. Think about the world they’re growing up in. My 13-year-old son is in 7th grade. He said to me recently, “I already know the kids who are going to use drugs. They’ve already told me they’re planning to do it.” He… Read more

  • Ozark woman canceled by Ozark School Board speaks out March 4

    Ozark woman canceled by Ozark School Board speaks out March 4
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  • National Pie Day: CCT honors Sparta business heroes

    National Pie Day: CCT  honors Sparta business heroes

    SPARTA, MO — Today, January 23, is National Pie Day. The Christian County Trumpet honored 2 Sparta business owners with a pie from Village Inn in Ozark. Libby Lea Phillips, pharmacist at Phillips Pharmacy, received a Caramel chocolate pecan high calorie high taste pie. She got to choose since it’s ladies first! Barber gets his… Read more

  • Nelson won’t say why he isn’t seeking re-election now

    Nelson won’t say why he isn’t seeking re-election now
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    OZARK, MO — Shane Nelson won’t say why he isn’t seeking re-election to the Ozark Board of Education. At least he replied to the CCT email requests for such! So, there’s that. FICTION VERSION OF THE CONVERSATION: CCT: Why ain’t ya runnin’ again, Mr. Shane? SN: Nonya. CCT: Thanks fer them insightful words, Mister Shane!… Read more

  • Cry foul: Ozark school teacher pay is now withheld!

    Cry foul: Ozark school teacher pay is now withheld!
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    OZARK, MO — A former Ozark instructor’s final teacher pay is being withheld. Major Danny Cazier, nationally acclaimed JROTC instructor, was booted from his duties last year without a hearing. He was lied about and denied his final pay by Ozark R-VI School administrators, who wanted to strip him of his rank and put him… Read more

  • Ozark business/residence building collapses now all on its own!

    Ozark business/residence building collapses now all on its own!
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    OZARK, MO — A building collapses all on its own. It happened in Jericho with Joshua in the Old Testament in something B.C. On Thursday morning, December 29, 2022, a calm day, it happened on the square in Ozark. No earthquake. No tornado. No object striking it. No bombs. Not even the big, bad wolf.… Read more

  • How the Grinch stole the substitute teacher

    How the Grinch stole the substitute teacher
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    The Grinchy Superintendent denies a qualified substitute teacher in the wake of a teacher shortage! Read more

  • Is customer service now dead at one of Ozark’s restaurants?

    Is customer service now dead at one of Ozark’s restaurants?
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    Customer Service. A thing of the past? Read more

  • Your tax dollars: Learn where your money is being spent!

    OZARK, MO — The Ozark R-VI School District handles $109 million tax dollars a year. That’s more than 3 times larger than the entire Christian County budget! Anyone living in the Ozark school district has a right to know where your money is being spent. The district throws a lot of fancy charts and graphs… Read more

  • School bus driver paves way to be a peacemaker

    School bus driver paves way to be a peacemaker
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    OZARK, MO — An Ozark R-VI school bus driver has paved the way to be a peacemaker on her school bus. In a chaotic world of unruly students, it’s refreshing to see a capable young woman doing her part to ensure a peaceful ride to and from school. “A peaceful ride is a safe ride,”… Read more