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  • You won’t believe what Ozark School is doing to a former teacher!

    You won’t believe what Ozark School is doing to a former teacher!
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    OZARK, MO — I was recently blocked from emailing anyone in the school district.  I can’t email my daughters’ teachers.  I can’t email their coaches and activity sponsors.  I can’t email their principals, assistant principals, or counselors.  I can’t email district administrators and staff.  I can’t even email school board members. I wasn’t informed I… Read more

  • Sinister movie plot playing out in Ozark

    Sinister movie plot  playing out in Ozark
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    OZARK, MO — I’ve never been frightened by “scary” movies. I’ll admit, I’m too distracted by desperate and obvious tricks to make the audience “jump.” But that aside, scary, sinister movies and books with a dark plot are as popular as Barbie dolls were among preteen girls in the ’70s. True stories are the scary… Read more

  • Ozark woman canceled by Ozark School Board speaks out March 4

    Ozark woman canceled by Ozark School Board speaks out March 4
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  • Saga of a struggling new rock band

    Saga of a struggling new rock band
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    A new sound. A new band. Albeit, a struggling new rock band. Following is their story: The van won’t start. Again. Chesick slumps over an open hood. Steam rises like a morning fog from the gurgling guts of the radiator. The sudden blare of the horn sends him scrambling backward! From the driver’s seat, Bauman… Read more

  • Why no incumbents want to run for Ozark school board now

    Why no incumbents want to run for Ozark school board now
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    OZARK, MO — None of the three Ozark school board incumbents wants to run for re-election. Nadda. Zip. Tom Bass, Shane Nelson, and Jeff Laney are up for re-election this April. But none of them will be. ‘Cause none of ’em filed to run again. Do they know something we don’t? Theory #1 The 3… Read more