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  • “The SUPER” vs. “MAJOR Danny”

    Major Danny and the Super don’t see eye to eye, even though they’re similar in height.

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  • Bullying, vicious lies exposed by beloved JROTC coach

    OZARK, MO— A beloved National Championship winning JROTC Coach gives Ozark R-VI School administrators a failing grade after he says they forced him to resign in March. Major Danny Cazier, 50, a father of eight children, two of whom remain in the JROTC program at Ozark High School, told the Christian County Trumpet the dirty…

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  • Funny video makes monkeys of Ozark School Bullies

    Word on the street: Some teachers and staff at Ozark R-VI Schools are being intimidated and forced to resign, according to sources of the Christian County Trumpet. MORE DETAILS AS THEY UNFOLD… Articles from those involved coming soon! Keep watching the Christian County Trumpet for all the news affecting taxpayers, voters and citizens of Christian…

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  • Missouri State Legislation for Dummies

    State Representatives are elected to 2 year terms, and may serve a total of 8 years. State Senators serve 4 year terms and may serve a total of 8 years. Representative districts are smaller than state senate districts. Representatives may introduce legislation for consideration into law, called bills. Bills are reviewed in committees, where groups…

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  • Nixa’s Naughty Book List X rated Version

    NIXA, MO— Books in school libraries are for learning, right? But what are the kids potentially learning in the Nixa High School Library? In the Spring of 2022, a group of Nixa moms discovered inappropriate books in Springfield school libraries after reading articles by Christopher F. Rufo, a filmmaker and Conservative political activist (christopherrufo.com). That…

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  • Street character now to be 140th District State Representative

    OZARK, MO— Jamie Ray Gragg was a street performer at an amusement park, but he’ll be elected State Representative on Tuesday, November 8. We ain’t gonna call names here, but you’d be a dufus to think that Jamie Ray Gragg won’t win the November General election for the 140th State Representative District. Oops, we called…

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