Blog Posts
It’s not what you know. It’s what you learn.
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Opinion on School Spankings
CASSVILLE, MO — “Spare the rod and spoil the child!” (That phrase was used in the good ol’ days before the Internet messed up parents)… but when you say the phrase, you gotta put your hair in a tight bun if you’re a woman, and slide reading glasses down to the end of your nose,…
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Public Survey Question
What is your reaction to the Missouri school that approved corporal punishment as an option for willing parents?
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Ozark School Board President Opens Up to Christian County Trumpet
OZARK, MO— The Christian County Trumpet was honored to have an exclusive interview with the Ozark School Board President this morning. A LOOSE PARAPHRASE, NOT AN EXACT REPLAY: CCT: Thanks for taking our call, Madame Board President! (Awkward attempt at small talk and flattery) President: You may call me Sarah. CCT: Thank you, Madame Board…
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Who Dis on da Nixa Council!?
NIXA, MO — Just when you think you’ve seen it all! Will the WOKERY FACTORY never stop cranking out anti-family clones??? So, here’s a look at who’s passing for a city council member in Nixa, MO these days… In the words of Homer Simpson, “D’OH!” (insert facepalm) For anyone hiding under a rock, or for…
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“The SUPER” vs. “MAJOR Danny”
Major Danny and the Super don’t see eye to eye, even though they’re similar in height.
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Bullying, vicious lies exposed by beloved JROTC coach
OZARK, MO— A beloved National Championship winning JROTC Coach gives Ozark R-VI School administrators a failing grade after he says they forced him to resign in March. Major Danny Cazier, 50, a father of eight children, two of whom remain in the JROTC program at Ozark High School, told the Christian County Trumpet the dirty…
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Funny video makes monkeys of Ozark School Bullies
Word on the street: Some teachers and staff at Ozark R-VI Schools are being intimidated and forced to resign, according to sources of the Christian County Trumpet. MORE DETAILS AS THEY UNFOLD… Articles from those involved coming soon! Keep watching the Christian County Trumpet for all the news affecting taxpayers, voters and citizens of Christian…
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Missouri State Legislation for Dummies
State Representatives are elected to 2 year terms, and may serve a total of 8 years. State Senators serve 4 year terms and may serve a total of 8 years. Representative districts are smaller than state senate districts. Representatives may introduce legislation for consideration into law, called bills. Bills are reviewed in committees, where groups…
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Nixa’s Naughty Book List X rated Version
NIXA, MO— Books in school libraries are for learning, right? But what are the kids potentially learning in the Nixa High School Library? In the Spring of 2022, a group of Nixa moms discovered inappropriate books in Springfield school libraries after reading articles by Christopher F. Rufo, a filmmaker and Conservative political activist (christopherrufo.com). That…
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Street character now to be 140th District State Representative
OZARK, MO— Jamie Ray Gragg was a street performer at an amusement park, but he’ll be elected State Representative on Tuesday, November 8. We ain’t gonna call names here, but you’d be a dufus to think that Jamie Ray Gragg won’t win the November General election for the 140th State Representative District. Oops, we called…