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  • Women motorcyclists are so prominent now

    Women motorcyclists are so prominent now
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — I’m doing deliveries, minding my own business. A black, tinted full-face helmet and ripped tight jeans on a motorcycle at the intersection of cross traffic catches my attention. Wait, is that a… female biker? Yes! Later that same day, another woman, on a “crotch rocket” huddled over and determined to beat traffic,… Read more

  • Truth: Cure for Branson’s dying entertainment scene

    Truth: Cure for Branson’s dying entertainment scene
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    Branson event planners and organizers are in robot mode (read this next part in your robot reading voice: Pandemic. Can’t recover. Covid. Covid. Pandemic. Pandemic. Blah. Blah. Blah. Aren’t you glad for real publications like your Christian County Trumpet to blast the real reason why entertainment in Branson is tanking? Thought so! Why Branson entertainment… Read more

  • Truth now: I made friends around the world without traveling!

    Truth now: I made friends around the world without traveling!

    BRANSON, MO — The following is a true story of how I made friends from around the world without traveling. It’s a heartwarming story of how I discovered a treasure in my own backyard. June, 2004. I’m working as a photographer at Silver Dollar City. Employees have lunch served in the “host lounge.” A slender… Read more

  • Truth now: Has Silver Dollar City lost its spirit?

    Truth now: Has Silver Dollar City lost its spirit?
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    BRANSON, MO — Has America’s number one family theme park, Silver Dollar City, lost its spirit in the wake of woke culture? Please, no! A family friendly theme park, visited by millions, still dominates the tourism scene in southwest Missouri. I loved growing up visiting the park. The first time was in 1976 at age… Read more

  • Sparta MO’s legendary racing story now uncovered!

    Sparta MO’s legendary racing story now uncovered!
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    CORNER STORIES Leggin’ It to Drag City: A Race Rig’s Journey Home The following article is taken from a May 22, 2019 publication from winslow.town. On May 10th, glass etcher Joe Benham and I were working at my renovation project next to the Standin’ on the Corner Park, blasting some old lettering off the windows, when around eight… Read more

  • Part 3: Missouri hick goes alone to Mardi Gras New Orleans!

    Part 3: Missouri hick goes alone to Mardi Gras New Orleans!
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    Rural Missouri hick gets a taste of New Orleans Mardi Gras all by his lonesome! Read more