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  • If Dr Seuss now voted Ashcroft in

    If Dr Seuss now voted Ashcroft in
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    BY JOHNNY ROOSTER Ladies and gentlemen, please let me begin I’ll now share my story how I voted in Another Ashcroft in the Governor’s race Of all the right stuff he does bring into place. Jay Ashcroft, you see, has ingredients three to make a successful Gov’nor indeed. What are those three things? My ears… Read more

  • Haralson’s campaign funding woes now leaked!

    Haralson’s campaign funding woes now leaked!
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    OZARK, MO — Remember “I Love Lucy?” The 1950s comedy TV hit where Ricky Riccardo could hear of his wife, Lucy’s, antics and shenanigans. He’d boom in his Cuban accent, “Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!” In reality, Desi Arnaz’s character, Ricky Ricardo, never actually uttered those words. But it’s in our memories. In… Read more

  • TRUTH NOW: Update on did a man punch a woman at the Olympics?

    TRUTH NOW: Update on did a man punch a woman at the Olympics?
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    PARIS, FRANCE — Did a grown man pretending to be a woman punch a woman in the face at the 2024 Olympics? Yes. Originally, the report was it was a DSD (Differences of Sex Development) person, assigned to female at birth. DSD stands for Differences of Sex Development. It’s a medical term for conditions where… Read more

  • Assemblies of God leaders block plea to investigate James River Church

    Assemblies of God leaders block plea to investigate James River Church
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — You can’t fight city hall. Or the Assemblies of God. A spokesman seeking audience with General Superintendent Don Miller of the Assemblies of God Fellowship was promptly thrown under the bus during an informal hearing. Geoffrey Hafelekarspitze, a church legal activist, (whose last name is as long as the grievances racked up… Read more

  • What I think of the candidates

    What I think of the candidates
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    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — The primary election is Tuesday, August 6. It’s a crowded ballot on the Republican side. Time to weed out the candidates and inform my dedicated readers what I think. I’ll start at the top of the ballot. (Here is a previous article about the candidates) U.S. SENATE U.S. Senator Josh Hawley.… Read more

  • Truth: Eastern Commissioner candidate now kicked off board!

    Truth: Eastern Commissioner candidate now kicked off board!
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    SPARTA, MO — BREAKING NEWS: Jess Hodges, a candidate for Eastern Christian County Commissioner, was kicked off the Sparta Area Chamber of Commerce’s Board of Directors, sources say. The reason? He didn’t attend enough required meetings. Apparently, Hodges is too busy being an insurance agent to participate in the position he was appointed to. Former… Read more

  • Who ya votin’ for now in 2024?

    Who ya votin’ for now in 2024?
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    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — It’s election season, in case you haven’t noticed signs smattered all over the roadways, campaign fliers in your mailbox, and political ads on TV and radio. Candidates may have even knocked on your door or left a push card with why you should vote for them. The primary election is August… Read more

  • Grim Sparta politics truth now

    Grim Sparta politics truth now
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    SPARTA, MO — A “Burt Whaley for state rep” supporter was waiting for me as I entered the Sparta Library to set up for the community’s first ever political candidate forum. He and his wife were helpful in setting up chairs and tables for the event. However, his words and tone were prickly. “You need… Read more

  • Bravest woman bucks human nature!

    Bravest woman bucks human nature!
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    SPARTA, MO — A phenomenal phenomenon occurred July 18 in the Christian County Library Sparta Community Branch. A candidate forum was underway, hosted by the Christian County Trumpet and sponsored by Papa John’s and Village Inn. As usual, the back rows were packed, people were standing along the walls behind the back row and on… Read more

  • Truth now: What officials say about new state rep candidates

    Truth now: What officials say about new state rep candidates
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    If you could be a fly on the wall, you might be surprised what some elected officials say about the new 138th district state representative candidates Tom Franiak and Burt Whaley. More than one current officeholder has told the CCT in confidence that if they had to vote for one, it would be Tom Franiak.… Read more

  • Truth now: Puppet show at Ozark City Hall

    Truth now: Puppet show at Ozark City Hall
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    OZARK, MO — If you weren’t at Ozark City Hall last night, you missed a good puppet show. The Puppet Mayor Don Currence paced back and forth, as the City Aldermen waited. The official city meeting was supposed to start minutes ago. But the Puppet Mayor’s Puppet Handler wasn’t there to pull the strings. Whatever… Read more

  • How to make sure your kids are safe

    How to make sure your kids are safe
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    OZARK, MO— A Missouri state senator has the answer to make sure your kids are safe… even when you’re not looking. Most parents don’t like the idea of a predator grooming their child or trying to operate on them without their consent. It’s odd, but that stuff has happened a lot in public schools and… Read more

  • The truth: 10 ways to improve your relationships now

    The truth: 10 ways to improve your relationships now
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    Here are 10 ways to improve your relationships now. Trust me, I’m an expert at poor relationship building. I’ve got numerous relatives and friends who won’t talk to me anymore. You read that right. Because I blew so many relationships, I can tell you how to NOT do that. So, listen up, this is how… Read more

  • New Ozark City Administrator announced soon

    New Ozark City Administrator announced soon
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    OZARK, MO — The Christian County Trumpet has confirmed a new Ozark City Administrator will start July 15, 2024, pending formal contract approval. The new City Administrator will be announced following the June 17 Board of Alderman meeting, according to a source close to the CCT. In addition, a permanent Parks and Recreation Director is… Read more

  • Truth now: My connection to James River Church founders

    Truth now: My connection to James River Church founders
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    John Lindell didn’t start James River Church. Tim Carpenter did. I attended James River Assembly (now James River Church) in 1998 when Tim Carpenter went missing. Tim was a co-founder of James River Assembly and John Lindell was in his youth group at Oak Grove Assembly in the 1980s. Here is a link to part… Read more

  • New learning method exposes truth about failing education system

    New learning method exposes truth about failing education system
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — True story. I met this kid and his mom at pickleball at Schweitzer Church recently. He goes by the name “Bear”, and he attends “WOLF” school. Whaaa? Ok, I’ll bite. Is this a children’s fairytale story? Why haven’t I heard of this? Turns out it’s true. Bass Pro’s Wonders of Wildlife (WOW!!!)… Read more

  • Rep. Gragg on brother’s attack

    Rep. Gragg on brother’s attack
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    OZARK, MO — A Missouri State Representative who introduced a bill to put teachers and school counselors on the sex offender list for assisting students’ gender transitions without parental involvement responded to his brother’s public criticism. Jamie Ray Gragg’s big brother, Charles Gragg Jr., blasted him openly in the news media earlier this year. Click… Read more

  • Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark, Missouri!

    Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark,  Missouri!
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    OZARK, MO — Former President Jimmy Carter is a super nice guy. He’s a polite, peaceful, passive personality. A Christian, Sunday school teacher type who thinks before he speaks. Nobody hears him raise his voice in anger. What a sweet man! What a weak leader. Carter was better at volunteering for “Habitat for Humanity” than… Read more

  • Evangel University staffer questions CCT’s motives now

    Evangel University staffer questions CCT’s motives now
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    I got a call from an Evangel University staff member yesterday after my article came out about a former teacher there quitting. Read the article by clicking here. I had no idea who she was, but Grant Olson, an outspoken advocate of accountability at James River Church, contacted me bright and early Tuesday morning to… Read more

  • Truth now: Why Evangel University teacher quit!

    Truth now: Why Evangel University teacher quit!
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    SPRINGFIELD, MO — An Evangel University teacher, who wishes to remain anonymous, told the CCT why he quit after years of teaching there. “Since Covid, we have lost our self-control in this culture,” he said. “People go to class when they feel like it. They work when they feel like it. It’s all based on… Read more