Category: Opinion
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Beach Bauman
He’s got em fussin’ and a fightin’ Runnin’ and a hidin’ That’s his plan! Read more
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Former Ozark R-VI teacher rips superintendent a new one!
It makes Bauman and Ozark look bad. How dare I step on the toes of Ozark’s Napoleon Bonaparte? Read more
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Nose Ring Girl exclusive: Ugly rumors silenced!
There was one specifically who made a big deal about it and that’s when it became a problem. Nose Ring Girl (about a fellow student neamed Shy) Read more
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Shocking truth behind suspicious Ozark School photo scandal exposed!
Sometimes the absence of a story IS the story. Read more
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‘Woke’ Nixa City Council Member Resigns!
NIXA, MO — BREAKING NEWS! City Council member Amy Hoogstraet, a “California style Liberal” with a “woke” agenda to promote LGBTQIA+ is throwing in the towel. The activist has finally caved under pressure from the public to resign her post on Nixa City Council as of yesterday evening, September 6, 2022, according to sources close… Read more
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Ozark R-VI Version: Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Dear Diary: Today was a bad day. I had to go to school. I used to love going to school, especially when I was a student. It was fun to learn new stuff. That’s a big reason why I became a teacher. I was so excited when I got through the interview process to teach… Read more
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Strong opinions about Ozark’s infrastructure
OZARK, MO — Ladies and gentlemen, Ozark, MO residents are strong… especially in their opinions! Here is just ONE, gathered from Ashley Sudheimer, administrator at Facebook Page Ozark Mo Community Chitchat…. (This woman should be a therapist, or at least get paid for her genius idea! ) Some of the folks in Ozark have some… Read more
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Major Danny has some questions
Hello, class, my name is Major Danny and I have a few questions for the school board and administration at Ozark High School, where I was recently forced to resign. Since they don’t wanna talk to me, could you please forward these questions to them? Major Danny’s Heretofore Unanswered Q’s Has the Board heard Maj.… Read more
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Dear Ozark R-VI Teachers
Open letter to Ozark R-VI School teachers and staff: Dear Ozark public school staff: First of all, thank you. Thank you for serving one of the fastest growing districts on the planet. Without you, kids would be wandering aimlessly, looking for the cafeteria or the playground, no vision, no direction, no control. You work hard.… Read more
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Public Survey Question
What is your reaction to the Missouri school that approved corporal punishment as an option for willing parents? Read more
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Pt. 2: SUPER vs. Major DANNY!!!
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Ozark School Board President Opens Up to Christian County Trumpet
OZARK, MO— The Christian County Trumpet was honored to have an exclusive interview with the Ozark School Board President this morning. A LOOSE PARAPHRASE, NOT AN EXACT REPLAY: CCT: Thanks for taking our call, Madame Board President! (Awkward attempt at small talk and flattery) President: You may call me Sarah. CCT: Thank you, Madame Board… Read more
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Christian County needs one of these…
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Who Dis on da Nixa Council!?
NIXA, MO — Just when you think you’ve seen it all! Will the WOKERY FACTORY never stop cranking out anti-family clones??? So, here’s a look at who’s passing for a city council member in Nixa, MO these days… In the words of Homer Simpson, “D’OH!” (insert facepalm) For anyone hiding under a rock, or for… Read more
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“The SUPER” vs. “MAJOR Danny”
Major Danny and the Super don’t see eye to eye, even though they’re similar in height. Read more
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Bullying, vicious lies exposed by beloved JROTC coach
OZARK, MO— A beloved National Championship winning JROTC Coach gives Ozark R-VI School administrators a failing grade after he says they forced him to resign in March. Major Danny Cazier, 50, a father of eight children, two of whom remain in the JROTC program at Ozark High School, told the Christian County Trumpet the dirty… Read more
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Funny video makes monkeys of Ozark School Bullies
Word on the street: Some teachers and staff at Ozark R-VI Schools are being intimidated and forced to resign, according to sources of the Christian County Trumpet. MORE DETAILS AS THEY UNFOLD… Articles from those involved coming soon! Keep watching the Christian County Trumpet for all the news affecting taxpayers, voters and citizens of Christian… Read more
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Missouri State Legislation for Dummies
State Representatives are elected to 2 year terms, and may serve a total of 8 years. State Senators serve 4 year terms and may serve a total of 8 years. Representative districts are smaller than state senate districts. Representatives may introduce legislation for consideration into law, called bills. Bills are reviewed in committees, where groups… Read more
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Nixa’s Naughty Book List X rated Version
NIXA, MO— Books in school libraries are for learning, right? But what are the kids potentially learning in the Nixa High School Library? In the Spring of 2022, a group of Nixa moms discovered inappropriate books in Springfield school libraries after reading articles by Christopher F. Rufo, a filmmaker and Conservative political activist (christopherrufo.com). That… Read more
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Street character now to be 140th District State Representative
OZARK, MO— Jamie Ray Gragg was a street performer at an amusement park, but he’ll be elected State Representative on Tuesday, November 8. We ain’t gonna call names here, but you’d be a dufus to think that Jamie Ray Gragg won’t win the November General election for the 140th State Representative District. Oops, we called… Read more