Author: Christian County Trumpet
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‘Corrupt’ school offers money to ‘shut teacher up’ (part 1)
“They want to shut me up with money so they can cover up their corruption.” —Ozark R-VI longtime teacher Tom Swift Read more
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How should true Christians respond to the culture?
Are evangelical Christians obligated to comment on the culture? Are they allowed to voice their beliefs in the public sector? When it comes to the values we as Christians hold, why must we not comment on topics such as LGBTQIA+ Clubs in taxpayer funded public schools? Advocates of such clubs say they protect LGBT students… Read more
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Who am I?
This is Johnny Rooster, author of The Christian County Trumpet. Mystery solved. Though he’d be younger, eh? Read more
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CCT weighs in on LGBTQIA+ Clubs in Schools
OZARK, MO — Times, they are a-changin’! Another hot topic hit social media in Ozark recently. A parent posted a comment that sexual orientation should not be a topic specific to schools. The parent got a barrage of resistance because others recognized the students’ first amendment rights in having a sexuality based club. Both sides… Read more
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Beach Bauman
He’s got em fussin’ and a fightin’ Runnin’ and a hidin’ That’s his plan! Read more
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Former Ozark R-VI teacher rips superintendent a new one!
It makes Bauman and Ozark look bad. How dare I step on the toes of Ozark’s Napoleon Bonaparte? Read more
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Nose Ring Girl exclusive: Ugly rumors silenced!
There was one specifically who made a big deal about it and that’s when it became a problem. Nose Ring Girl (about a fellow student neamed Shy) Read more
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Shocking truth behind suspicious Ozark School photo scandal exposed!
Sometimes the absence of a story IS the story. Read more
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Weird Times for Ozark PD and Ozark R-VI Schools
OZARK, MO — They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Or a call to Ozark police. Moments after snapping a photo of the Ozark R-VI School administrative building, the Christian County Trumpet reporter got a window knock from M. DEEDS, Ozark School Resource Officer. “Everything okay here?” Deeds asked. The trusty Trumpeteer assured… Read more
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Sparta’s lonely barber dreams of new sidekick
“It’s not just about looking good. It’s about feeling good!” —Sparta Barber Adam Struble Read more
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‘Woke’ Nixa City Council Member Resigns!
NIXA, MO — BREAKING NEWS! City Council member Amy Hoogstraet, a “California style Liberal” with a “woke” agenda to promote LGBTQIA+ is throwing in the towel. The activist has finally caved under pressure from the public to resign her post on Nixa City Council as of yesterday evening, September 6, 2022, according to sources close… Read more
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Pipe Show in Billings, MO September 10
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Ozark R-VI Version: Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Dear Diary: Today was a bad day. I had to go to school. I used to love going to school, especially when I was a student. It was fun to learn new stuff. That’s a big reason why I became a teacher. I was so excited when I got through the interview process to teach… Read more
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Strong opinions about Ozark’s infrastructure
OZARK, MO — Ladies and gentlemen, Ozark, MO residents are strong… especially in their opinions! Here is just ONE, gathered from Ashley Sudheimer, administrator at Facebook Page Ozark Mo Community Chitchat…. (This woman should be a therapist, or at least get paid for her genius idea! ) Some of the folks in Ozark have some… Read more
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Major Danny has some questions
Hello, class, my name is Major Danny and I have a few questions for the school board and administration at Ozark High School, where I was recently forced to resign. Since they don’t wanna talk to me, could you please forward these questions to them? Major Danny’s Heretofore Unanswered Q’s Has the Board heard Maj.… Read more
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Opinion Poll
What School District do you live in in Christian County MO? Ozark Nixa Sparta Rogersville Clever Chadwick Other Read more
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Dear Ozark R-VI Teachers
Open letter to Ozark R-VI School teachers and staff: Dear Ozark public school staff: First of all, thank you. Thank you for serving one of the fastest growing districts on the planet. Without you, kids would be wandering aimlessly, looking for the cafeteria or the playground, no vision, no direction, no control. You work hard.… Read more
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Opinion on School Spankings
CASSVILLE, MO — “Spare the rod and spoil the child!” (That phrase was used in the good ol’ days before the Internet messed up parents)… but when you say the phrase, you gotta put your hair in a tight bun if you’re a woman, and slide reading glasses down to the end of your nose,… Read more
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Public Survey Question
What is your reaction to the Missouri school that approved corporal punishment as an option for willing parents? Read more
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New Restaurant Ideas