MISSOURI, USA — Elected officials are drooling: You won’t believe what officials’ new favorite food is now!
Pot pie. Not the chicken, the plant. Marijuana. Pot. Weed. Dope. Skunk. Yeah, that stuff. They want a big slice of pot pie. And a bigger one.
It’s bad enough we have a voter base duped into passing recreational pot use due to out of state clipboard carriers hanging out at libraries and shopping centers, grabbing signatures from unsuspecting young people and older people.
It’s bad enough many people (even friends and family of mine) are into weed. It sucks. Too darn many side effects and hazards on the job and in life. I’ve never met a dope smoker to improve his quality of life. It’s all an illusion. One more addiction. One more stinky, mind altering habit.
But forget my soap box. The elected officials are addicted to a new drug; Taxes. They can pass taxes like grandpa passes gas!
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They can put up new taxes on marijuana again and again, and the Christians and conservatives vote for it again and again.
Conservatives are causing weed tax hikes!
“We want them dang dopers to pay the max fer their sins,” Mrs. Prissy Prismhead told the CCT. Mrs. Prismhead is lead organist at First Fundamental Faith Filled Church of God and Holy Righteous Living in Podunk, Missouri, just around the corner from anywhere you live.
She and her cronies at the coffee shop are adamant about taxing the sin. Tax, tax, tax, until them dopers don’t have no more money.
Well, them dopers are paying sin tax, and it’s being collected in sinful amounts. Now, where does all this new money go? All these elected officials have new money to play with and squander. If you trust elected officials to handle new money wisely, you are a bigger fool than Elmer Fudd.
Johnny Rooster is looking out for misuse of government power. He finds it daily.