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Who am I?

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Lots of interest in me as a person.

Name: John Cockroft (aka Johnny Rooster)

Address: Oldfield, Missouri

Blood Type: Depends on the weather

Birthdate: 7 29 1965 (send cash for my birthday!)

Occupation: Verbal Magician

Personality Type: Humble, yet proud. Funny, yet serious. Sociable, yet introspective. Teachable, yet stubborn.

Favorite ice cream: Soy sauce and pickle

Favorite childhood memory: Being attacked by my own puppy

Most alarming discovery: Realizing there is a store that features olive oil samples

Hate mail: christiancountytrumpet@johnnyroosterlive

Fan mail: Call my mom; she won’t believe it!

God bless you all. May you invent ways to share the light and love of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.

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5 responses to “Who am I?”

  1. Christian County Trumpet Avatar
    Christian County Trumpet

    Some said I was a coward for not disclosing my identity. What will they say now?

    1. Danielle Const Avatar
      Danielle Const

      I hope you aren’t driven by the need to respond to everyone’s accusations. The person who feels that need too often will be driven like the wind, putty in the hands of the opposition.

      1. Christian County Trumpet Avatar
        Christian County Trumpet

        Not scared. Just proud of who I am.

    2. You Know Avatar
      You Know

      Let’s be honest here, Johnny. It is ME who called you out for being a coward and a bigot. I still say your a coward and a terible writer. I will continue to expose you and your ONE and only supporter, Ms. C.T., for who you both truly are. Neither of you want positive change. You both are divisive and toxic to our town.

      1. Christian County Trumpet Avatar
        Christian County Trumpet

        Thank you for your anonymity, Briea Williams.