OZARK, MO — People say the Christian County Trumpet dogs on the Ozark R-6 Board of Education too much.
Like, don’t they do good things, too? We at the world headquarters of the premier news and entertainment source for Christian County, Missouri are delighted to share the truth… and the truth is, YES!!! The Ozark School Board did a GOOD thing recently!
What is that good thing?
Well, they agreed that the traditional pronouns “he” and “him” apply to all biological males, regardless of how they “identity.” And, ahem, yes, that means “she” and “her” apply to biological females.
Why does this obvious statement of fact matter?
Because, in our current woke society, it bears official clarification. Furthermore, the board agreed that gender specific terms EXCLUDE the need for the term “they” in reference to any individual posing as a “non-binary” or transsexual student.
And, we all know that the term “they” NEVER should refer to an individual, but to MORE than one individual. So, one person is “he” or “she”, two or more are “they”. Simple, just like for the last bajillion years!
Yay Ozark for declaring the truth in policy. No need to update the policy to reflect false woke nonsense!!!