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  • Public schools are now a big, fat fail!

    Public schools are now a big, fat fail!
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    Nobody wants to go to public school. It’s a feeling of dread for students. They cringe at the site of the big, cheddar rectangle on wheels. The smell of the building upon entry. The slamming of lockers. The rows of desks. The sight of smart boards and chrome books. Eww. Teachers, in particular, don’t wanna… Read more

  • Another Ozark teacher speaks up against the “Dark Side”

    Another Ozark teacher speaks up against the “Dark Side”
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    OZARK, MO — The Christian County Trumpet was contacted Thursday, October 6 by yet another Ozark school teacher who is gathering her timeline of abuse of power allegations against the Ozark R-VI School District. The teacher’s details will be disclosed in the near future. “Chris Bauman (current Ozark Superintendent of Schools) was my principal. I… Read more

  • Weird Times for Ozark PD and Ozark R-VI Schools

    OZARK, MO — They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Or a call to Ozark police. Moments after snapping a photo of the Ozark R-VI School administrative building, the Christian County Trumpet reporter got a window knock from M. DEEDS, Ozark School Resource Officer. “Everything okay here?” Deeds asked. The trusty Trumpeteer assured… Read more

  • Dear Ozark R-VI Teachers

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    Open letter to Ozark R-VI School teachers and staff: Dear Ozark public school staff: First of all, thank you. Thank you for serving one of the fastest growing districts on the planet. Without you, kids would be wandering aimlessly, looking for the cafeteria or the playground, no vision, no direction, no control. You work hard.… Read more