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  • Embarrassing questions for Ozark School Board Town Hall meeting October 25

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    OZARK, MO — The Ozark Board of Education is hosting a Town Hall meeting at 6 p.m. Oct. 25 at the Ozark High School auditorium. It’s supposed to look like a public Q & A so they can feel good about being open to public comments. In reality, it’s a stage show with ONLY pre-packaged… Read more

  • Hate mail scandal exposes the truth about Ozark R-VI president!

    Hate mail scandal exposes the truth about Ozark R-VI president!
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    OZARK, MO — Former Ozark School Board President Aaron Johns got caught doing something really, really stupid in a hate mail scandal. And criminal. And, in true Christian County, MO fashion, he got away with it. During a recent election for County Treasurer, then Ozark School Board President Aaron Johns (who is STILL on the… Read more

  • Ozark R-VI Board President sent hate mail to County Treasurer

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    OZARK, MO — The CCT has received the Probable Cause Statement regarding harassment of Christian County Treasurer Karen Matthews when she was running against then School Board President Aaron Johns for the Treasurer position last year. NOTE: the document is forthcoming Read more

  • Major Danny has some questions

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    Hello, class, my name is Major Danny and I have a few questions for the school board and administration at Ozark High School, where I was recently forced to resign. Since they don’t wanna talk to me, could you please forward these questions to them? Major Danny’s Heretofore Unanswered Q’s Has the Board heard Maj.… Read more

  • Ozark School Board President Opens Up to Christian County Trumpet

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    OZARK, MO— The Christian County Trumpet was honored to have an exclusive interview with the Ozark School Board President this morning. A LOOSE PARAPHRASE, NOT AN EXACT REPLAY: CCT: Thanks for taking our call, Madame Board President! (Awkward attempt at small talk and flattery) President: You may call me Sarah. CCT: Thank you, Madame Board… Read more

  • Bullying, vicious lies exposed by beloved JROTC coach

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    OZARK, MO— A beloved National Championship winning JROTC Coach gives Ozark R-VI School administrators a failing grade after he says they forced him to resign in March. Major Danny Cazier, 50, a father of eight children, two of whom remain in the JROTC program at Ozark High School, told the Christian County Trumpet the dirty… Read more