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  • (Truth now) Ozark mayor race: Puppet, Bully, or Country?

    (Truth now) Ozark mayor race: Puppet, Bully, or Country?
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    OZARK, MO — Three men are running for Ozark mayor. They’ve done it before, same threesome. One is a puppet, one is a bully, and one is country. Which of those three words best describes a good mayor for Ozark? Option 1: Go with the current mayor, seeking re-election. Don Currence. He’s the puppet mayor… Read more

  • Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark, Missouri!

    Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark,  Missouri!
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    OZARK, MO — Former President Jimmy Carter is a super nice guy. He’s a polite, peaceful, passive personality. A Christian, Sunday school teacher type who thinks before he speaks. Nobody hears him raise his voice in anger. What a sweet man! What a weak leader. Carter was better at volunteering for “Habitat for Humanity” than… Read more

  • My pending court case (now for the record)

    My pending court case (now for the record)
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    THE ACCUSED By Johnny Rooster Former Sparta Mayor Jenni Davis filled out a complaint against me in May. Click here for a previous article. The City Prosecutor, J. Randal Howell, II, filed four counts of harassment against me in a case heard by Judge Doug Bacon in September, after being moved from its original July… Read more