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  • Library board erupts in a new conflict

    Library board erupts in a new conflict
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    The crowd is on its feet, chanting, pressing against the stage. Beefy, close cropped security guards are on full alert. The announcer blasts, “Are you ready to rock? Get ready for The Ally Echoes!” (He says it like this: Allllyyyy Echooooooooooes!!!) A tsunami of cheers resembles a hurricane force roar, as the Ally Echoes take… Read more

  • New jail, new judge on horizon for county

    New jail, new judge on horizon for county
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    SPARTA, MO — At a county advisory and planning meeting Saturday, March 25, at the Sparta Library, Christian County Presiding Commissioner Lynn Morris told the audience the county has invested in 40 acres west of B & B theater for a new jail. And, eventually, an additional judge will be needed. “Our county continues to… Read more

  • Christian County Library now has a Digital Library in your pocket!

    Christian County Library now has a Digital Library in your pocket!

    CHRISTIAN COUNTY, MO — What are these newfangled times coming to? Wonderful new options, that’s what! You don’t have to get dressed or leave your house to get incredible materials from the library in Christian County these days. Try having a digital library in your pocket! That’s right, read, watch and listen for FREE with… Read more