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Tag: Don Currence

  • Truth now: Puppet show at Ozark City Hall

    Truth now: Puppet show at Ozark City Hall
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    OZARK, MO — If you weren’t at Ozark City Hall last night, you missed a good puppet show. The Puppet Mayor Don Currence paced back and forth, as the City Aldermen waited. The official city meeting was supposed to start minutes ago. But the Puppet Mayor’s Puppet Handler wasn’t there to pull the strings. Whatever… Read more

  • Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark, Missouri!

    Truth now: Meet the ‘Jimmy Carter’ of Ozark,  Missouri!
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    OZARK, MO — Former President Jimmy Carter is a super nice guy. He’s a polite, peaceful, passive personality. A Christian, Sunday school teacher type who thinks before he speaks. Nobody hears him raise his voice in anger. What a sweet man! What a weak leader. Carter was better at volunteering for “Habitat for Humanity” than… Read more

  • Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known!

    Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known!
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    OZARK, MO — Now the truth about the Ozark Mayor is known. Ironically, the truth arose because I wrote a presumptive, less than accurate article about him. Click here for that one. In that article, I suggest Ozark Mayor Don Currence, who is on staff at First Baptist Ozark, is tempted to play favorites on… Read more