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  • New leg, new outlook for Presiding Commissioner

    New leg, new outlook for Presiding Commissioner
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    OZARK, MO — Christian County Presiding Commissioner Lynn Morris had his left leg amputated below the knee after a nasty Brown recluse bite infected him in May. Click here for background story. Now, at 75, the county official and retired pharmacist is determined to walk again once his new prosthetic leg arrives in the near… Read more

  • Ozark Mayor is appointed as new County Commissioner

    Ozark Mayor is appointed as new County Commissioner
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    OZARK, MO — Ozark Mayor Brad Jackson will replace Lynn Morris as Eastern District Christian county commissioner come January. Missouri Gov. Mike Parson (that’s NOT a plural name, guys, so stop calling him “Parsons”!) appointed Jackson to the position now that Lynn Morris is officially taking the Presiding Commissioner job. For those of you who… Read more