How to make sure your kids are safe

OZARK, MO— A Missouri state senator has the answer to make sure your kids are safe… even when you’re not looking.

Most parents don’t like the idea of a predator grooming their child or trying to operate on them without their consent. It’s odd, but that stuff has happened a lot in public schools and so-called medical clinics in the Unites States recently.

To ensure the safety of Missouri’s children, Senator Mike Moon pushed for the SAFE Act… SAFE stands for “Save Adolescents From Experimentation” and prohibits adults from performing sex change operations on minors. (Try explaining why someone would want to chop a minor’s privates off to your grandma… jiminy chrissmas, what kind of planet are we on these days, Louie?) Click here for more about Mike Moon’s ability to rescue minors.

“Some people are upset that there is a sunset clause retiring the SAFE Act in 4 years,” Sen. Moon told a crowd of supporters at a political event recently at Smallin Civil War Cave in Ozark. “We had to put that clause in there so the Democrats would support the bill with us.”

By the way, how creepy are Democrats who want to put a time limit on how long you can protect children from mutilation? Hmmm…

“But don’t worry,” Moon told the crowd. “There’s good news!”

Yes. Good news. In this world of bad news.

Senator Mike Moon addresses the crowd/CCT Photo

“This bill makes it possible for minors who are negatively affected by gender affirming care able to sue the medical facility providing the care for up to 15 years after the procedure. Because of this, a facility in St. Louis performing such procedures already closed down, knowing they wouldn’t have a chance in court against such lawsuits!”

The crowd clapped enthusiastically. The summer night was hot and muggy, the ice cream was melting, but the spirits were high and full of hope for Missouri’s children.

Mike Moon to the rescue!

Parents can thank him by re-electing him to the senate. Vote August 6 in the primary. Mike Moon has an opponent this time.

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