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Christian County Trumpet now blasts all the truth!

nobody else dares to print this.

Christian County, Missouri is growing rapidly. And with it, the growing pains. That’s where the Christian County Trumpet fills a void. Nobody else DARES to print this!

Christian County, Missouri is a “good ole boy” type county, but it’s now growing so fast, that the uppity wuppity froo froo folks are showing up and muddying the waters!

This publication is much bolder and gutsier than the establishment.

Well, these here waters are still plenty wonderful for all types of folks. But, we need to learn how to manage our growing county while holding on to our traditions and values that make us unique. None of us needs to be like Springfield, or Branson, our neighbors. We are Ozark, Nixa, Clever, Sparta, Billings, Freemont Hills, Chadwick, Bruner, Oldfield, Highlandville, Spokane, and Saddlebrook. We are country, we are suburban, we are rich, we are broke. But, we are all Christian Countians.

This is where you read the stuff nobody else dares to print.

The ugly truth under the surface…

Under the surface, corruption and favoritism poison many systems in our county. But, we want it to improve. And we won’t stop sounding the horn until things do!

If we are going to see positive changes, we have to stand together against tyranny and corruption. We have to be one voice. Complacency is not an option. “It’s none of my business” only emboldens the tyrants and crooks in power.

Please vote, but only if you know the people and issues you are voting for. If not, don’t vote. It’s ugly when lazy, uninformed people cast a vote blindly. It would be better to have a lower voter turnout with a few informed voters.

We must keep our political process running as the Constitution intended.

Let’s laugh and have fun along the way!

Readers Note: This publication is opinion based and is intended to be somewhat satirical.

For those of you still paying attention…

Christian County, Missouri continues to grow faster than weeds in the springtime! (Hope you’re not allergic!)

Here you’ll uncover the stuff voters and taxpayers need to know! Christian County Trumpet (CCT) allows YOU to be in the KNOW about all things important to voters and taxpayers in Christian County, MO!

Consider CCT your “cheat sheet” so you can get the true scoop on what’s going on with the folks elected to represent you… national, state, county, city, and schools!

It’s interactive, too. So if you wanna send us something taxpayers or voters should know, send it to: ChristianCountyTrumpet@gmail.com