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Commercial properties for sale now in Sparta

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SPARTA, MO — Investors alert! Prime commercial property is now for sale in Sparta! The former Sparta Senior’s Place is the finest public building space in town. It has a full kitchen, stage, seating area, and a well-groomed parking lot.

Seller Corey Smith is asking $300,000, according to sources. Noel Rogers is the listing agent.

In addition, Smith, through agent Rogers, is selling the commercial vacant lot at the Y near the veterans memorial where 125 and 14 divide on the east side of town.

Mayor Misty Holt says she’d like to see a fast-food franchise in there, like a McDonald’s or a Sonic. Oh, yeah!

Natural gas being sought

Speaking of fast food, or any restaurant for that matter, having natural gas piped into Sparta would be a huge improvement! Mayor Holt says discussions are taking place later in August about tapping into natural gas line from Ozark in the next few years.

That would also give propane heated homes a more affordable option as well. Yippee! I like it!

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