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  • Who Dis on da Nixa Council!?

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    NIXA, MO — Just when you think you’ve seen it all! Will the WOKERY FACTORY never stop cranking out anti-family clones??? So, here’s a look at who’s passing for a city council member in Nixa, MO these days… In the words of Homer Simpson, “D’OH!” (insert facepalm) For anyone hiding under a rock, or for… Read more

  • “The SUPER” vs. “MAJOR Danny”

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    Major Danny and the Super don’t see eye to eye, even though they’re similar in height. Read more

  • Bullying, vicious lies exposed by beloved JROTC coach

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    OZARK, MO— A beloved National Championship winning JROTC Coach gives Ozark R-VI School administrators a failing grade after he says they forced him to resign in March. Major Danny Cazier, 50, a father of eight children, two of whom remain in the JROTC program at Ozark High School, told the Christian County Trumpet the dirty… Read more

  • Funny video makes monkeys of Ozark School Bullies

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    Word on the street: Some teachers and staff at Ozark R-VI Schools are being intimidated and forced to resign, according to sources of the Christian County Trumpet. MORE DETAILS AS THEY UNFOLD… Articles from those involved coming soon! Keep watching the Christian County Trumpet for all the news affecting taxpayers, voters and citizens of Christian… Read more

  • Nixa’s Naughty Book List X rated Version

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    NIXA, MO— Books in school libraries are for learning, right? But what are the kids potentially learning in the Nixa High School Library? In the Spring of 2022, a group of Nixa moms discovered inappropriate books in Springfield school libraries after reading articles by Christopher F. Rufo, a filmmaker and Conservative political activist (christopherrufo.com). That… Read more

  • Street character now to be 140th District State Representative

    Street character now to be 140th District State Representative
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    OZARK, MO— Jamie Ray Gragg was a street performer at an amusement park, but he’ll be elected State Representative on Tuesday, November 8. We ain’t gonna call names here, but you’d be a dufus to think that Jamie Ray Gragg won’t win the November General election for the 140th State Representative District. Oops, we called… Read more