Lots of interest in me as a person.
Name: John Cockroft (aka Johnny Rooster)
Address: Oldfield, Missouri
Blood Type: Depends on the weather
Birthdate: 7 29 1965 (send cash for my birthday!)
Occupation: Verbal Magician
Personality Type: Humble, yet proud. Funny, yet serious. Sociable, yet introspective. Teachable, yet stubborn.
Favorite ice cream: Soy sauce and pickle
Favorite childhood memory: Being attacked by my own puppy
Most alarming discovery: Realizing there is a store that features olive oil samples
Hate mail: christiancountytrumpet@johnnyroosterlive
Fan mail: Call my mom; she won’t believe it!
God bless you all. May you invent ways to share the light and love of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
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Some said I was a coward for not disclosing my identity. What will they say now?
I hope you aren’t driven by the need to respond to everyone’s accusations. The person who feels that need too often will be driven like the wind, putty in the hands of the opposition.
Not scared. Just proud of who I am.
Let’s be honest here, Johnny. It is ME who called you out for being a coward and a bigot. I still say your a coward and a terible writer. I will continue to expose you and your ONE and only supporter, Ms. C.T., for who you both truly are. Neither of you want positive change. You both are divisive and toxic to our town.
Thank you for your anonymity, Briea Williams.